When Pigs Fly

Happy Birthday

Oh no, all of this type fills the card and there's no place for me to write something personal about our friendship.  I was gonna write something about that time we did that thing.  Damn it, it was gonna be so good.  Maybe I'll write about it on the back of this card.  Yeah, I'm definitely going to do that.  Flip over the card and let's get the nostalgia started.

Back of card: Are you kidding me?  There's not even any space on the back of this card to write something personal?  I should have bought a different card with more room to write.